I like the rattle can trick with matching trailer.... not sure about the pink seats though...  

Not sure about dangling balls...  
 
 I understand going Balls Out  off road. But for them to be dangling in the breeze behind a 
PINK ride of any kind might attract unwanted male gender attention. 
How about leaving the balls in the G-rage and labeling this a 4wd Breast Cancer Awareness Vehicle?