Where do you put your purse, i mean ah, shoulder bag? 
and purses are soooooo yesterday bent. I perfer my cashmere fanny pack! 
IT'S CALLED A SATCHEL!
(hangover)
Jeez guys, you're pretty mean. I always wanted one to trick out. Simply because they're so unique. The problem is, the parts availability is limited.
Check out the pictures on Trail Tough's site of their Trailslayer'ed X90. Doesn't look so girly anymore.
But yes, in stock form, they do look like a little bitch. Doesn't mean they wouldn't look jacked way up.
To answer your question, I don't know. There's one around here for $4,500 at a two-bit used car lot. But like you said, cash really talks at those car lots.