When you drive around to look at Christmas lights topless

Now that is me!

But you live in FLORIDA!!! It's tougher to do that in the Great Lakes & most of these other places!!! Have a good one!
                 

"when you're clothes always match you're truck(mud)"
"when you reach into the glove box to pop you're hood"
"Youre passengers complain of "snorkel noise""
"You look for an articulation station, not a parking spot"
"Your buddy calls to tell you you forgot your doors"
"You go to a tractor pull just to pull people out of the muddy parking lot all night."
"..."-I could go on and on so EVERYBODY JOIN IN!!

When you beat down gas station attendants for saying "nice jeep"

When you're lifted, locked, re-geared, and new shoe'd and your entire build up is still under $2500

When you beat down gas station attendants for saying "nice jeep"

Haha, that reminds me of when a gas station attendant asked me if my Bronco had a 350 in it </offtopic>

When  Consumer reports complaint department knows you by name.

When you can install a locker on your lunch break.<- ive done that before

When you are willing to pay $400.00 to import a sierra grill

When 1 day after buying your brand new tracker you are in your buddy's back yard ditch seeing how high you can lift the front tire.

You call your favorite suzuki vendor...just to talk...

Every zook you see driving down the road you make the driver pull over and try to buy it from them.

You call him/her every day till they sell it to you.

When your wheeling tool kit consits of a 10mm,12mm,14mm,17mm wrenches and a impact screwdriver.

When you know the best way to remove stuck large phillips head screws.

When your buddy looses his brake master cylinder cap you have 3 extras.

When you have to refer to your zooks by there color beacause you have so many.

When You can roll down the window and adjust the passenger mirror with out taking off your seat belt.

When you can change a tire without a jack, all you need is a few friends.

When you can do almost anything to your ride your self not many mod's need a shop.

Thats all I have for now.

Caleb

its below freezing and you still wont put your roof on!

when all your passengers get out before hitting the hole

when you have to clean the instrument panel of mud to tell how fast your going

when you pull the drain plugs and forget to put them back in before you hit a hole and see a mud geyser between your legs.

shane

When it is freezing and snow is falling you're under your zuk wrenching just to stay dry
You should also carry a 19mm wrench to take the wheels off  

When you beat down gas station attendants for saying "nice jeep"

When you can pop the trim panel, and flip the switch for the "Check Engine" light, and put the trim panel back on at 65 MPH in the dark, without drifting in your lane.

When you carry a 12mm box-end in the glove box for the sole purpose of tightening the stupid nut on the windshield wiper, when it's snowing hard.

When you publish 15 page documents showing how to get down to replace the timing chain tensioners on a GV 2.5 V6.

When you know the torque values for the oil drain plug, and the lug nuts in Newton-Meters, by heart.

When you think of all motor oil as either 5W30 (good)or "something that'll trash the timing chain tensioners in a GV 2.5 V6"

When you wonder where Superman got his Suzuki flight suit.

When you wonder where Superman got his Suzuki flight suit.

    hahahaha      

Every zook you see driving down the road you make the driver pull over and try to buy it from them.

You call him/her every day till they sell it to you.

When you have to refer to your zooks by there color beacause you have so many.

When your vehicles are able to be bought cheap enough to do this.