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Title: Track/kicks are girls cars!?!?
Post by: Jookycola on January 31, 2005, 06:26:10 PM
well how many times have you been laughed at or told your track/kick is a girls car....you should have gotten a Jeep?

well i was on another car board (for my other car) and a post about Audi TT's wandered into how it's a girls car or mostly owned by homosexuals.

someone actually researched it and found out Audis aren't even on the list of "Ten great gay cars for 2003" by gay.com

but one of the cars on the list had me laughing my head off.  the number 1 on the list is Jeep Wrangler, number 3 is the Jeep Grand Cherokee.

not one Suzuki or Geo made the list, although they are suggested as alternates.  guess i'd rather drive a girls car than the MOST gay car on the road (LOL)

click here to read it.  it made my day
http://www.gay.com/style/auto/package.html?sernum=496
Title: Re: Track/kicks are girls cars!?!?
Post by: Zukipilot on January 31, 2005, 09:36:01 PM
 ;D Good to see I have never owned a single one of those  ;D I'll stick with my little girly Suzukis ;D

I've gotta post this for my club :o

Zig
Title: Re: Track/kicks are girls cars!?!?
Post by: explosivo on January 31, 2005, 09:48:04 PM
As 'girly' as people say that Trackers are, how many times do you see some chick or a metrosexual-looking yuppy fuck driving a Wrangler around? :P

I'm with Zig... I'll stick with my Tracker :)
Title: Re: Track/kicks are girls cars!?!?
Post by: 3wheelerdude on January 31, 2005, 11:52:25 PM
Saddly the Mustang made the list. And I have own a Ranger as my first car. So maybe I am gay, its probably time for me to question my sexual priorities.  ::)
Title: Re: Track/kicks are girls cars!?!?
Post by: Bobzooki on February 01, 2005, 12:01:53 AM
Whatever will I do with my girlie car?

(http://img196.exs.cx/img196/6246/upabigstep2small7pq.th.jpg) (http://img196.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img196&image=upabigstep2small7pq.jpg)

Title: Re: Track/kicks are girls cars!?!?
Post by: hcgalvin on February 01, 2005, 12:37:56 AM
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Whatever will I do with my girlie car?

([url]http://img196.exs.cx/img196/6246/upabigstep2small7pq.th.jpg[/url]) ([url]http://img196.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img196&image=upabigstep2small7pq.jpg[/url])



Use it to pick up chicks.

;)
Title: Re: Track/kicks are girls cars!?!?
Post by: CuriousKid on February 01, 2005, 01:00:36 AM
That's some funny stuff!  Especially the gay.com part...  :)

My brother was saying the same darn thing to me one day, "Don't get a track/kick, they're gay; Get a jeep!"  I'll have to show him that website!

lol!
Title: Re: Track/kicks are girls cars!?!?
Post by: Bobzooki on February 01, 2005, 01:41:57 AM
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Use it to pick up chicks.

;)


How YOU doin?   ;)
Title: Re: Track/kicks are girls cars!?!?
Post by: Natebert on February 01, 2005, 06:02:28 AM
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Use it to pick up chicks.

;)



How does that work?
Title: Re: Track/kicks are girls cars!?!?
Post by: hcgalvin on February 01, 2005, 06:15:09 AM
Well geee... I thought my logical conclusion was that if it was a "girly car" it would appeal to chicks.. so you could use it to um "pick them up".

:P

;)
Title: Re: Track/kicks are girls cars!?!?
Post by: puddlejumper on February 01, 2005, 06:28:57 AM
I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body.

My sidekick appeals to me.

Makes sense.   ;D
Title: Re: Track/kicks are girls cars!?!?
Post by: Autobot on February 01, 2005, 07:17:42 AM
 Yea, I get the usual "Hey aren't they girls cars?". I had a manager once who asked me when I was going to put the big flower decals on it, and why it didn't come with them standard.  Ha, ha...   ::)

 I would assume that the lifted track/kicks get more RESPECT. Go ahead laugh at my tracker, then I'll climb it over your car. lol That would be nice.
Title: Re: Track/kicks are girls cars!?!?
Post by: mudfkr on February 01, 2005, 07:22:59 AM
I get crap all the time for driving a "Barbie Car" or "hairdressers car"  but I've got narrow shoulders and the crap slides straight off ;D

My G/F (who is an actual hairdresser  :)) has a Barbie sticker on hers....

(http://www.eye-irritant.com/august2004/bs.JPG)
:o :o ;D

Title: Re: Track/kicks are girls cars!?!?
Post by: Bobzooki on February 01, 2005, 08:23:12 AM
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How does that work?



Gee Nate, I'm not sure, but last year I DID get your wife to ride up Lion's Back with me in my Girly Car!!!  Hey it DOES work!  I even got you to watch my dog while I did it!
Title: Re: Track/kicks are girls cars!?!?
Post by: Cwkick on February 01, 2005, 09:13:11 AM
And got her bikini top!   ;) ;D ;D

Cwkick
Title: Re: Track/kicks are girls cars!?!?
Post by: mahimahimo on February 01, 2005, 09:42:33 AM
yea my brother rags on me all the time and says its a girls car or a tin can on wheels......im supposed to be teh gay one he says...but hes the one who drives a mustang...v6 no less......yea explain that one to me .....lol

                                              -mo
Title: Re: Track/kicks are girls cars!?!?
Post by: CBTracker on February 01, 2005, 10:20:22 AM
yeah, I've herd that one too, but at 1/3 the cost of a jeep and all the options, I hardly see why a track/kick is a girly car. plus, if I drove a civic I wouldn't be able to go anywhere my grandmother wouldn't drive.  ;D
Title: Re: Track/kicks are girls cars!?!?
Post by: kansascitytracker on February 01, 2005, 01:14:27 PM
I think one of the all time greatest soft-core HBO style "dirty" movies has the hottest chick Tracker driver in it. Jane March in The Color of Night, with Bruce Willis. If they truly were "chick cars", they should all look like her.......
Title: Re: Track/kicks are girls cars!?!?
Post by: jzap on February 01, 2005, 02:36:51 PM
My Tracker is definitely a girlie car.  

The original owner had given it to his daughter as a gift.

When I bought it, it still had black ribbons with deteriorated remnants of pink balloons wrappped around the spare tire carrier...
Title: Re: Track/kicks are girls cars!?!?
Post by: wildgoody on February 01, 2005, 04:07:34 PM
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 I would assume that the lifted track/kicks get more RESPECT. Go ahead laugh at my tracker, then I'll climb it over your car. lol That would be nice.



You should see the faces when I pull up to
a stop light, first they look at me, then the
tires, then to their buddy, then they both
check out the tires, it's like a freak show, and
they just can't stop looking   ;D

I've seen more than a few people about break
their necks to get a look at the Kick as they
cruise past, yep, it's a girly car, my wife loves
driving it too.

All the kids at my two boys school think it's
cool too, my boys love going to school in it.