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ZUKIWORLD Discussion Forum => Suzuki 4x4 Forum => Topic started by: prairie_dog on June 15, 2005, 06:46:34 PM
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I sold my dakota and took a Heep as part trade, do I have to go to church for my sins ??? ???
If I have to get gas or show it (cause it's for sale ;D) can I just wear a bag on my head or get the wife to drive it ??? ???
If buying a Heep is like garage sales (bigger idiot theory) Im I the idiot?
please tell me the theory works
Just my deep thoughts for the day SAMMI'S RULE!!
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It is good that you have confessed your sins. We are only weak humans after all. You can pray to the Zuki god every day and still slide into the abyss during a moment of weakness....Say three Hail Zukis and God will bless your Samuri.
I try every day to follow the straight and narrow path to Suzuki rightouseness, but years ago before I saw the shining headlights at the far end of the Zuki trail, I sinned greatly. I bought a 1950, 134 F-head, bone stock, all Dana , Willy pickup, for only $400. I became so mired in sin that I stripped it down to the frame, disassembled everything and sandblasted down to bare metal. I painted the cab and frame inside and out with Rustolem. I put in all new windows and rubber. New upholstry in the cab and new exhaust front to rear. I wound new cable on the 10,000 lb PTO winch. I totally rewired the beast from scratch, upgrading to 12 volts. I coud go on and on telling you of the sinful money I poured into that Heep...but in my defense, that was all before I knew about the righteous path to Zuki heaven. I have since spent my money on a total of 5 Suzukis, 4 Sams and a Vit. I still have that Heep under a tarp ( I'm so ashamed ) to remind me how easy it is to fall into sin.
So take heart, brother Zuker. You are not alone. Now go out and punish your Zuk severely and God will forgive you ;D
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A heep isn't to bad for a daily driver (not that I would drive one), but take along a friend of you take it on the trail. Heeps are know to spontainously flip over and break parts :P
Zig
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prairie_dog, what you need is this: http://www.sprayonmud.com/
;D ;D ;D ;D
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prairie_dog, what you need is this: [url]http://www.sprayonmud.com/[/url]
;D ;D ;D ;D
:oHoly %^$&!!!!! :o I winder if people actually buy that stuff?
Maybe I could get some of that stuff so I would look cool the next time I'm going to the mall in my Kick ;D
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Zig why would you need spray on mud?
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A heep and some $$ for a Dakota. Heep or not, I think you came out a winner on that deal dude. I'll take a Heep over a Dakota any day, well unless it's a liberty >:(. Oh and by the waymurmurs under breathYour selling the Heep?
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Zig why would you need spray on mud?
i think he was joking ::) ;D
i know im gonan get bashed for it, but i would love to have a jeep for a daily driver, and for towing my quad around
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Zig why would you need spray on mud?
::)I'm skeerrtt of Mud ::)
;DMy Kick when I first bought her ;D
(http://www.omghi2.us/april05/bluezuki3s.jpg)
Really I need it so I can drive through the local University and spray it on all the Bling, bling, Heeps that are everywhere :-X
Zig
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I'll take a Heep over a Dakota any day
Not me! The BattleCat (Dakota) is my tow rig!
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that spray on "MUD"
(http://www.sprayonmud.com/images/Label-Graphic.jpg)
looks like someone was having a bad diarhea day.
bent over to puke and it came out the wrong end.
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The dakota was an 03 with 3500km's on it, that's like 0 in miles. I bought it smashed, rebuilt it ( had it certified, no back yard tricks) I got my $$$ back and the heep is my profit :'( :'(
I took it for a drive and it kinda freaks me out, reminds me of the tea cup rides at the fair (turning radious is just crazy)
On another note I'm going camping next week (with my new digital camcord) kinda hoping some one can help me figure out how to post( computer caveman). 4 days of canadian rockys and it's been raining here for two weeks
I took a nissan 2 yrs in a row and came back via tow truck 2 yrs in a row ;D ;D ;D
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spray on mud is to spray on number plates to get away with speeding fines.
esp those that own a poor excuse for a 4wd and never even park it on the grassy lawn let alone real mud.
maybe a dummy transfer case lever for those softroaders?
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the 94 jeep grand cherokee tows my tracker to wheeling parks the grand has a V-8 power, leather, cruise, powerseats, A/C, navagation system, C/D, 3" lift on 31" LTB's. it is nice for the ride but can't hang on the trail.