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Title: Tracker gender Issues
Post by: Soupy on April 18, 2011, 03:49:37 PM
I bought a tracker 4x4 and now I have a boy and girl car each. I have a blue  Miata and a Pink  (94 Tracker). I was eplaining to my wife the boy / girl thing and was making pretty good headways until she offered the boy (blue Miata) was sort of a feminine car. Although the tracker is not exactly htte manliest vehicle.... is my miata gay and my tracker butch?
Title: Re: Tracker gender Issues
Post by: Soupy on April 18, 2011, 03:53:48 PM
a picture to help = which one is boy and which one is girl?
Title: Re: Tracker gender Issues
Post by: Trackasaurouswrex on April 18, 2011, 08:24:04 PM
The Miata is girly, at least until you add some brass to it (5.0 swap, less shiny stuff) and the swoopy body curves and factory exhaust tone doesn't help either. The pink Tracker, well, even The Duke wore pink a couple of times, but, he also was a "man" by all accounts. Jack the Tracker up, better tires, little things like this, and you too, can be a "man" while being seen in pink. Or, simply move to San Francisco, where such questions aren't asked anymore, just accepted as who/what you are. 
Title: Re: Tracker gender Issues
Post by: Jluck on April 18, 2011, 08:28:36 PM
I think there just both super duper fabulous!!!!! Swish swish.... :laugh: :P ;)
Title: Re: Tracker gender Issues
Post by: bentparts on April 19, 2011, 04:24:01 AM
I think there just both super duper fabulous!!!!! Swish swish.... :laugh: :P ;)

 :laugh:   Just drive 'em and enjoy. A MAN is secure in his sexuality, just look at Jluck!  :laugh:
Title: Re: Tracker gender Issues
Post by: DoorKicker on April 19, 2011, 06:08:37 AM
If you have to ask........ :) :)
Title: Re: Tracker gender Issues
Post by: LilRed on April 19, 2011, 02:47:44 PM
Have to agree with the wife that there is nothing manly about the Miata!  And the Tracker is only feminine cause its pink!
Title: Re: Tracker gender Issues
Post by: kreator on April 19, 2011, 02:54:31 PM
just take the tracker and lift it and add some black bumpers and go wheel it , the color will change soon enough
Title: Re: Tracker gender Issues
Post by: tuxblacray on April 19, 2011, 02:57:28 PM
Yes.... but not to worry! Just give them both to her and she will love you soooo much that it won't matter 1 damn bit!
Title: Re: Tracker gender Issues
Post by: locjaw on April 19, 2011, 04:00:55 PM
you better put a bow in your hair if your gonna drive either! (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-chores004.gif) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
Title: Re: Tracker gender Issues
Post by: Capt on April 19, 2011, 06:42:54 PM
Better get one of them "Rainbow" air freshners to hang from your rear view mirror there too,.......Sally
Title: Re: Tracker gender Issues
Post by: Jluck on April 19, 2011, 07:29:13 PM
You know were just fun'n mx5man. ;D
Title: Re: Tracker gender Issues
Post by: tuxblacray on April 19, 2011, 07:38:40 PM
We were? ..... Oh yeah, we were!  :laugh:

Truth be known I tried to by a tracker like yours. (For my daughter...) But hey... I would still be the owner right?  ::)
Title: Re: Tracker gender Issues
Post by: jzap on April 19, 2011, 08:23:26 PM
When I whacked an 8 pointer, and the only hood I could find after 3 months of searching was a Pink one, I fouund the solution pretty quickly.  $25 worth of Rustoleum Charcoal Gray in rattle cans did the Zuk, and the Zukamper to match.


(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y24/jzap/P7040809.jpg)

Title: Re: Tracker gender Issues
Post by: Soupy on April 19, 2011, 09:43:24 PM
I should admit ... that is miata #5 for me. Never did have a pnk car bfore.  Did own a 88 Plum Crazy Purple Samurai a few years ago. The tracker ill be getting a 2"  lift kit and 235/75/15 tires soon. What about the balls truckers hang on thier trailers? Would they help on either car?
Title: Re: Tracker gender Issues
Post by: locjaw on April 20, 2011, 07:11:25 AM
I should admit ... that is miata #5 for me. Never did have a pnk car bfore.  Did own a 88 Plum Crazy Purple Samurai a few years ago. The tracker ill be getting a 2"  lift kit and 235/75/15 tires soon. What about the balls truckers hang on thier trailers? Would they help on either car?

ummmmm, truck nutz makes shit gayer IMHO (http://www.smiley-lol.com/smiley/drague/gay/effemine1.gif)

and what Jluck said.... it's all in good dirty fun!
Title: Re: Tracker gender Issues
Post by: kreator on April 20, 2011, 10:21:57 AM
 :) THATS WHY I SAID JUST TAKE IT OUT AND GET IT IN SOME GOOD OLD DOWN TO EARTH  MUD ! WE DONT CARE WHAT COLOR IT IS , ITS ABLE TO GO OUT AND HAVE SOME FUN . AND IF YOU HANG A SET OF TRUCK NUTS ON IT GET READY FOR SOME GOOD OLD RAZZING, ITS ALL IN GOOD FUN
Title: Re: Tracker gender Issues
Post by: Soupy on April 20, 2011, 10:46:09 AM
 :laugh:
Title: Re: Tracker gender Issues
Post by: tuxblacray on April 20, 2011, 12:20:26 PM
I like the rattle can trick with matching trailer.... not sure about the pink seats though...  ::)

Not sure about dangling balls...  ::) ::) I understand going Balls Out  off road. But for them to be dangling in the breeze behind a PINK ride of any kind might attract unwanted male gender attention.

How about leaving the balls in the G-rage and labeling this a 4wd Breast Cancer Awareness Vehicle?
Title: Re: Tracker gender Issues
Post by: kreator on April 20, 2011, 05:10:24 PM
 >:D Or just put a mary kay sticker on it
Title: Re: Tracker gender Issues
Post by: Soupy on April 20, 2011, 06:31:49 PM
... I'd do it for the boobies :)
Title: Re: Tracker gender Issues
Post by: locjaw on April 21, 2011, 07:05:13 AM
>:D Or just put a mary kay sticker on it

ok, thats funny shit there!!  :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:
Title: Re: Tracker gender Issues
Post by: tuxblacray on April 21, 2011, 01:32:11 PM
... I'd do it for the boobies :)


Now I am on board.... if that works for ya I would consider havin a Pink Sammy!
Title: Re: Tracker gender Issues
Post by: Soupy on April 21, 2011, 09:55:20 PM
OK so a Mary Kay sticker, a Save the Ta Ta's sticker and a tub full of Boob Lube and I should be set for some decent trail riding?
Title: Re: Tracker gender Issues
Post by: kreator on April 22, 2011, 09:48:18 AM
 ;D THATS WHAT WE ARE TALKING ABOUT ! ALL SET FOR A GOOD DRIVE TROUGH THE WOODS , YOU HAVE YOUR S B C STICKERS ON THE SIDE AND THE M K STICKER OF BOOB LUBE ON THE BACK AND YOUR SET FOR A DAY OF CORESSING YOUR FAVERIGHT  TRAILS.
Title: Re: Tracker gender Issues
Post by: tuxblacray on April 22, 2011, 02:09:30 PM
Keep that up and I'll hafta run ya throgh the Mud Drags for Pink Slips....  :laugh: