gas tanks full. just for some reason when i goto use the windshiel wipes it smells like gas and the windshiel gets oily?? hmm

j.k
i have a story =)...me and my gf went to AZ last febuary well i checked the oil at home and told her she was low so wed have to buy a quart...so she wants to take controll and do it herself so i just ler her..she runs to the store buys 1 guart...gets the right kind and everything so i figure shes got it handeled...mabey 20mins later she comes back in and tells me the level of oil on the dipstick hassent changed..i was like wtf..so she said she added another quart.. im like 2 quarts the thing should be more then full..
so i go out yep sure enough hassent changed??...just to give her some shit im like u did put it in here right..shes kinda looks away and says no there..thats where u pointed...i look over and the windshield washer fluid is brownish black and theres oil all over the outside =) i change and add oil for her now