I know im new to this zuki stuff ,but does any one have a good stuck story.heres one i think kicked.im from oklahoma and on the texas border theres a river (red river) and a porn store.soon as you cross the bridge and hang a right theres a large step like hill leading down to the bank of the river .i was minding my own business looking for some porn to take back home.when this guy ask me if i owned the little 4x4 in the parking lot .I was like dude just let me look for my porn .hes like im stuck just off the bank of the river .and tried to make it up that hill .hey to me only thing better than sex (or watching sex) is seeing how impressive my little 96 tracker is.i was like why not ive been down there before piece of cake.boy was i wrong.should have seen my wifes eyes when i said porn got to wait .and that we were going to see if we could pull this guy free.the time was around 5:30 pm.i shifted in to 4 wheel drive and tip toed down the hill (about 15 ft down lots of grade) i slid the last little bit.when i get down there .I see a 1500 2 wheel drive dodge sunk it to the hill bout 10 ft from the bank.now the red rivers bank is like quick sand instant sink.so i break out the chain (20 ft) and attach it to his rear bumper.I tug on backwards facing the truck.after a few pulls I decide to get a better angle .i pull around and notice that im sinking slowly.the bank i turning into slush.and soon as i panic and gun it sunk to the doors.
so now what im from oklahoma city and im stuck in texas.(GO SOONERS) now its about 7:00 pm .and some crazy ass texan seen us from the bridge and decides to come down with his brand new f 250 4x4 duelly.and say 20 bucks each vehical.im like heres mine get to it .( 1 thing about texans there proud)and he did have a cooler full of beer.and the smack talk comeing out was great.he hitched up to my geo (now the trackers bumper is under mud)hook on the drivers side front . 1st pull his brand new ford sank like the titanic.all the way to nerf bars.and after seeing him bout drop the tranny tring to get out.and his pride with .it was time to dig .(seeing a 4 door tracker 10 ft behind a ford f250 was pretty funny.now bout 9:00 pm .well the texan called some friends and couple of trucks stopped by to check out what was going on.after digging for 2 hours i walked up the hill and theres the wife and like 20 texans hangout partying.and a z71 chevy thinking about pulling from the top of the hill.my 20 ft chain and everybody elses chain we had about 100 ft.found an old tire laying around the bank.11:00 and the mud around the geo was getting worst seemed like the more i pulled out the lower the geo sank .now the headlights on the geo could not be seen.had to crawl in thru the window to get my cell phone out. tell you what thou them texans are some damm good folks cause everyone took turn digging some went for shovels and came back with food and beer and shovels.pretty darn cool.well now its go time .first the closest truck the 2 wheel dodge.only spot on the whole truck was behind some rubber like plastic ground effects for a bumper.couple good yanks and free as a bird .that chevy was pretty darn tuff.lots of traction on top of the hill.next the big bad ford .not so lucky that truck was so stuck one chain got streched.so we all decided on the geo to be next .hey it did not look so good .had to disconnect my air box cause it was filling with waterlike mud.that little thing started up and mud bubbles came up from the back.head lights were worthless.took almost all the chain to reachme.that chevy let loose and the little geo flew out like a bungee cord was attached.15 feet out of my hole and disconnected the chain and the geo ran up that hill like a whore running out of church.1:00 am geo free.we all went down to the ford drunk and on a mission .that thing was coming out one way or another.we separated the chain ,one geo rear,and one on th chevy. 2 good clean and jerks .almost ripped the tow hook off the geo and the chevys tranny was whineing pretty bad .but that monster roared out of there.the ford was free!every body cheered and we all got to know each other .no body noticed the guy with the dodge who was stuck in the first place snuck off (bastard).gave the guy in the chevy twenty for getting me out and he sent some one for more beer on the oklahoma side. couple hours later me and the wife headed home .shaking (cause all the mud still in the tires) . you know the only thing she was pissed about was i forgot the porn. lol
