Man, I haven't laughed that hard in a long time, DistantSmoke!
Sorry, but the image you painted was pure LOL!
Check out the TSBs at the FAQ. There is one for the rear wheel bearings. Suzuki changed the design of the bearing so that the separate spacer is integrated into the bearing itself. Here is a picture from a thread at ZukiKrawlers.com:

See the brass spacer to the right of the bearing race? Old bearings come with that ring separately. Here is another picture from the same thread:

New-style bearings have that spacer integrated into the bearing race. Sometimes the spacer in an old bearing mysteriously "disappears" as it sits on an auto parts store shelf. I have actually had that happen twice! So carefully inspect the bearing when you pick it up at the parts store. There should be a raised side machined into the bearing OR there should be a spacer packed in with the bearing.
Hope that this helps!
BTW, I stand corrected.
zuknation.netSorry about that, John...