You know you own a real suzuki,,,
When you go to a "off road fun day"

?? and spend the day winching Land Rovers, G wagons etc out of holes that you can drive through (even if the wife refuses to sit in the zuk while you do it)!
When the local car wash Bars you from washing it there again!
When the motor has hundreds of thousands of miles on it and still revs to the red line!
When freelander drivers avoid eye contact!
Small children point and shout muddy car!
When u cant tell the colour of the your zuki!
When its a dented, battered, rusty, winch equiped zuki!
See u on Sunday at bickleigh chris.