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YOU KNOW YOU OWN A REAL SUZUKI ....

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Offline chrisvitarasport94

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YOU KNOW YOU OWN A REAL SUZUKI ....
« on: February 23, 2005, 08:03:25 AM »
YOU KNOW YOU OWN A REAL SUZUKI ....

It's smaller than everything else on the trail

If you go to get the Sunday paper and come back on Monday without it

If you use a hose to clean the inside and the outside

If you own it outright

When the best route from A to B is through the mud, rockpile or over the mountain (or all of the above)

When a scratch or a dent is a beauty mark

You roll it over and don't get upset

Your mum and sister can't get in it without help

You judge every hill you see by how much fun it would be to climb

You search for trails in a helicopter

You puke when you see a Freelander

When you know what the wave is and you're not afraid to use it

You get custom pin-striping from trail brush

When a low-rider Suzuki pulls up next to you and you get out and bitch-slap the driver

If it takes more than 6 hours to get donuts

When you pull into the unploughed parking spots on snowy days

When you take your friends wheeling and they say "What trail –I don't see a trail!"

When you've been forced to add SJ410, SJ413, Santana and Vitara to your spell-checker

Your friends won't ride with you 'cause they don't want to wind up in the desert in the middle of the night

When your boss's secretary calls to "recommend" that you wash your Suzuki

When you finally wash the mud off, everyone thinks you bought a new Suzuki

When you can see OVER a Discovery

You carry emergency supplies and clothing because you never know where you will end up

When your Bullbars battle rocks and win

When it rains and you don't care that your tops and doors are off

When you drive around to look at Christmas lights topless

When you change your plugs in the parking lot at work on a break

If your "Parts Dept." is on blocks behind your house

When you take your Mom wheeling and she has to help you flip the Suzuki back onto its wheels again

You use an ice-scraper on the INSIDE of the windshield

You get more heat from holes in the floorboards than through the heater vents

Passengers scream "DON'T ROLL IT!" when you take them wheeling

( with thanks to Richard D of www.blitz4x4org.uk )
'94 3dr s/top Sport, roof bars, roof lights, Calmini bumper, SuperwinchEP9, CB & handheld, GPS, 2" body lift, skid plates, 2.5" susp lift, & hi-lift. Safari Snorkel. R Lockright

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Offline 3wheelerdude

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Re: YOU KNOW YOU OWN A REAL SUZUKI ....
« Reply #1 on: February 23, 2005, 08:17:25 AM »
I must not own a Suzuki, because I find freelanders hot as hell........... :(
2000 Mustang
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Offline mahimahimo

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Re: YOU KNOW YOU OWN A REAL SUZUKI ....
« Reply #2 on: February 23, 2005, 08:48:17 AM »
aside from my zuki ive got one of those ... they work pretty good...decent off road and built liek a tank

                                       -mo

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Offline chrisvitarasport94

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Re: YOU KNOW YOU OWN A REAL SUZUKI ....
« Reply #3 on: February 23, 2005, 08:53:52 AM »
you're not refering to a land rover freelander are you?
'94 3dr s/top Sport, roof bars, roof lights, Calmini bumper, SuperwinchEP9, CB & handheld, GPS, 2" body lift, skid plates, 2.5" susp lift, & hi-lift. Safari Snorkel. R Lockright

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Offline mineisbroke

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Re: YOU KNOW YOU OWN A REAL SUZUKI ....
« Reply #4 on: February 23, 2005, 10:11:29 AM »
land what ? OH MY WIFES CUTE LITTLE " SUV "

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Offline Natebert

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Re: YOU KNOW YOU OWN A REAL SUZUKI ....
« Reply #5 on: February 23, 2005, 10:26:18 AM »
When Jeep guys say, "Can I get a tug out of this hole you just drove through."
« Last Edit: February 23, 2005, 10:26:37 AM by natebert »

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Re: YOU KNOW YOU OWN A REAL SUZUKI ....
« Reply #6 on: February 23, 2005, 10:42:34 AM »
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I must not own a Suzuki, because I find freelanders hot as hell........... :(


Are those actual trucks or are they uni-bodies?

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Offline SnoFalls

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Re: YOU KNOW YOU OWN A REAL SUZUKI ....
« Reply #7 on: February 23, 2005, 10:47:19 AM »
... You get asked "why do you have mud on the roof?" and just smile.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy it.

Buy-it, Build-it, Beat-it, Part-it

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Offline ROSS

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Re: YOU KNOW YOU OWN A REAL SUZUKI ....
« Reply #8 on: February 23, 2005, 12:34:52 PM »
THIS WAS WRITTEN BY A VERY WISE MAN
87 SAMI 1600 FUEL INJ. , TORQUER CAM, 6.5 TO 1T-CASE, 5"SPRINGS SHACKLE REVERSE ,2 BODY LIFT, LOCK-RITES FRONT W/ HEAVY-DUTY AXLES & ARB'S REAR  BFG 31 X10.50 X 16",  EXO SKELLETON,

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Offline Hard_on_riggin

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Re: YOU KNOW YOU OWN A REAL SUZUKI ....
« Reply #9 on: February 23, 2005, 02:12:49 PM »
I resemble all the above remarks. I must have a real suzuki ..or two or more some of them still have most of there parts,
Plays in the mud!!!!!

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Re: YOU KNOW YOU OWN A REAL SUZUKI ....
« Reply #10 on: February 23, 2005, 03:05:53 PM »
WOW! most of those apply to me.... :-[

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Re: YOU KNOW YOU OWN A REAL SUZUKI ....
« Reply #11 on: February 23, 2005, 03:47:08 PM »
I'm sorry.
I put the top up when it rains. ;D
The rest, I love.
I dont know about roll-overs and hope I never do. ;)

You get more heat from holes in the floorboards than through the heater vents
What holes? ;) ;D
« Last Edit: February 23, 2005, 03:54:55 PM by trickker »
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Re: YOU KNOW YOU OWN A REAL SUZUKI ....
« Reply #12 on: February 23, 2005, 04:21:44 PM »
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WOW! most of those apply to me.... :-[

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Re: YOU KNOW YOU OWN A REAL SUZUKI ....
« Reply #13 on: February 24, 2005, 01:27:03 AM »
When you carry a paper-clip in the glove box, to read out ECM codes.

When you have a 2,600 pound vehicle that rides the same height as one of those big F-350 Super Duty Duallies.

When total strangers stop you to ask why you have that "breather thing" (snorkel).

When you consider a Jeep TJ to be "big as an aircraft carrier".
Bob

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Offline Suzuki1.8

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Re: YOU KNOW YOU OWN A REAL SUZUKI ....
« Reply #14 on: February 24, 2005, 01:41:19 AM »
I must not own a suzuki cause mine is lowerd. and my heat comes from the heater vents and its very well and warm. And my sidekick is bigger and roomier then my jeep tj just not higher? But those are funny maybe you should just change the name of the article to a off road vehicel?