Please don't put that thing in a DD. You can't even guess the horror stories I have heard about all the mayhem that one of those things will cause.

The thing about being in the ditch? Well, that is true but the bad thing is you will be in the ditch upside down if your lucky. You can't steer at all and you will be a danger to anyone on the streets. And on the sidewalks and in the ditches and front yards and in some cases, even the inside of buildings. Do you really want to inflict that kind of danger and sorrow on innocent bystanders? :'(
To help you sleep easy at night knowing that dangerous, deadly contraption is not in your DD. You can send it to me for safe disposal of said dangerous item.
