I assure you I have a very delicate touch. That is why my SJ has a perfectly smooth skin with nary a dent on it. 
Hmmmm. Your hammer must require less liquid "courage" than mine to operate!

No lift required!*
*May require additional lift on some vehicles. Results may vary
No, really - this is the magic fix. Put these fenders on and you can go
anywhere.!

Like a mechanic in a bottle!

... or "power bands" in a dirt bike!
