Bob,
I'm not smoking nothing, I shouldn't be...

They all offer kick pitman arms, don't they?
Pretty sure I've seen the drop one from Calmini (thinking about ording one).
Pretty sure Hawk's got a bunch of stocky type pitman arms , plus I bet he's got the inside scooop on another make which would work too.
I'm also pretty sure Sky's got a Beefcake drop pitman arm you could order if you ask.
Maybe you should lay off hording the plumbwine and start sharing!