Hey Mike,
If nothing less, maybe I can get you to laff.
1st Suggestion - Go white, to 180* from where you are now.  You can always see white at night.  Good guys always wear white (lull them into a false sense of security).

2nd Suggestion - Add orange tiger strips .  Then everytime you hop and bounce of the rocks, you can start singing, "The wonderful things about Tiggers, are Tiggers are a wonderful things..."  You know the rest. ÂÂ

If nothing else, Eric and reach inside your cab, grab your elongated folicle extrustions, and exclaim, "Hey, I caught a tiger by the tail!"

3rd Suggestion - Invest in more cans of black rattle.  Can't get more simple than that.  Screw photos, they never do the hard obsticles justice anyway.  Besides, you'll paint and make it look all foo-foo only to slide it down a boulder on Lower Hell and wonder why you ever wasted the time and money (see YT tag foto).

Junk food for thought.