Maybe you won some kind of a contest and you should call Chevrolet.
But seriously ladies and germs, here's MY stupid guess:
How many miles you got on it? Chances are, they're not going to use a Chevrolet logo as an indication that something is WRONG with the vehicle. It might just mean it's time for one of those regulalrly scheduled service appointments.
Did you try disconnecting the battery for a few minutes to see if it resets?
Also, this thread is confusing the hell out of me. This IS a Chevy, right? The Volvo mentions are throwing me off.